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You wouldn't mistake it for Casa de Campo, but
Viking's Exotic Resort can provide a one-of-a-kind
Dominican Republic golf vacation experience.
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If you're easily offended, you may want to stop reading now.
Ok. We warned you.
On Friday, nine men will be competing in a tournament as part of a unique Dominican Republic golf vacation, one that includes the "companionship" of a gaggle of beautiful, female escorts. Yes, at this tournament, everyone scores well.
The tournament has become an annual event for Viking's Exotic Resort, a small, Dominican Republic hideaway where you not only choose the type of villa you want to stay in, but also the girls you're going to share it with.
The resort, which accommodates fewer than 10 guests at a time, is located on the north side of the island near the Puerto Plata airport and the Playa Grande Golf Course. In addition to being the venue for the titillating tournament, it happens to be one of the best courses to play on a Dominican Republic golf vacation.
According to Viking’s website, upon arrival, "You are greeted by an extraordinary welcoming party...a stunning array of sensuously beautiful women...who exhibit only the finest qualities that we feel our clients have come to appreciate."
Guests then have a few hours to mix and mingle with the girls, all of whom hail from Eastern Europe and South America and are between the ages of 18 and 26, the resort claims, before making selections. The website also says, "Our selection process is based on first come, first served." You just can’t make this stuff up.
Viking's vacations are usually sold as four-day, three-night stays. Prices start at $3,900, but that's the "Standard Package" in a regular room. We're convinced it was so named precisely to embarrass guys into upgrading. After all, at this testosterone-fueled fantasy camp, who wants to admit that they've got a standard package? The "Ultimate Fantasy Package," on the other hand, costs $7,900 and guarantees you a VIP suite and two girls per night. Now that’s what we call an alternate shot format.
We normally don't write about resorts unless we've personally inspected them, but our wives felt strongly that we could make an exception in this case. Attention fellow married guys considering a Dominican Republic golf vacation: stick to Casa de Campo.
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